Kay but imagine Romano being a daddy— like he’d be the best dad in the world. sure he can be a sourpuss most of the time, but imagine how protective he’d be of his daughter/son. he’d buy his child Gucci and Armani and shit cuz that kid has to be fabulous. Ya got a crush on someone? let daddy teach you how to woo them. someone broke your heart? Motherfucker make way for Romano’s raging shitstorm.